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grumpywocky:

i’m on another level

It wasn’t until late 2013 that I found out that NST was the same for everyone. I always assumed that it just synced to whatever the time was on your laptop.

grumpywocky:

i’m on another level

It wasn’t until late 2013 that I found out that NST was the same for everyone. I always assumed that it just synced to whatever the time was on your laptop.

I am crying.

Thousands of people care so much about a man dropping a phone. An object hit the ground. There is poverty, war, murder, kidnappings, and so much more happening, yet this is on the news.

Your local homeless person could have died today and your local news has reported that a man has dropped his phone.

I AM CRYING BECAUSE I AM AFRAID OF WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS IF THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR CONTINUES.

So this is seriously my first time having the house to myself and my sister for more than a day. For now, I’m the only one home because my sister is at school. I thought I’d humor myself and be like, “Lol my first act of freedom will be taking a dump.”

And then I clogged the toilet.

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.

A novel written by me.  (via lovequotesrus)

(Source: princessariel2323)

groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

(Source: stephenhawqueen)

wentzlife:

i shit you not they probably told fall out boy that they had to run in the skit and andy most likely stood there like "my time has come motherfuckers"

Yesterday, on the commute home, I saw a lady playing and amusing her little boy on BART. I could tell she was hella tired, and her son was a little bit noisy, but she and her son were smiling the whole time.
A few minutes ago, at Starbucks, I saw a lady telling her daughter that she would take pictures of her crying and share it with everyone. Then she blamed her daughter for distracting her at the cashier because she forgot something she meant to order.

I feel like such a shit for not striking a conversation with both of them.

greykougra:

I LOVE HOW thE MAJORITY OF THE NEOTAG WAS JUST LIKE…, WAITING FOR NEOPETS TO SHUT DOWN. LIKE WE WERE ALL THERE AND EMBRACING THE MOMENT AT THE SAME TIME. I DONT RLLY TALK TO YOU GUYS BUT I LOVE YOU